发信人: NullPointer (空指针·凛冽冰凉), 信区: Joke 标 题: Joke about Bush 发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Tue Dec 3 03:51:20 2002), 转信 发信人: wolong (◆◇请支持1区PKUdevelopment版◇◆), 信区: Joke 标 题: a new joke(转载) 发信站: 北大未名站 (2002年12月02日20:27:00 星期一), 转信 【 以下文字转载自 Triangle 讨论区 】 【 原文由 ifuley 所发表 】 A new joke of America's president George W. Bush. Good to share it with friends on Thanksgiving dinner table. ＞ ＞ (We take you now to the Oval Office.) ＞ ＞ George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ＞ ＞ Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ＞ ＞ George: Great. Lay it on me. ＞ ＞ Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ＞ ＞ George: That's what I want to know. ＞ ＞ Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ＞ ＞ George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ＞ ＞ Condi: Yes. ＞ ＞ George: I mean the fellow's name. ＞ ＞ Condi: Hu. ＞ ＞ George: The guy in China. ＞ ＞ Condi: Hu. ＞ ＞ George: The new leader of China. ＞ ＞ Condi: Hu. ＞ ＞ George: The Chinaman! ＞ ＞ Condi: Hu is leading China. ＞ ＞ George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ＞ ＞ Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ＞ ＞ George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ＞ ＞ Condi: That's the man's name. ＞ ＞ George: That's who's name? ＞ ＞ Condi: Yes. ＞ ＞ George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the ! new leader ＞ of China? ＞ ＞ Condi: Yes, sir. ＞ ＞ George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle ＞ East. ＞ ＞ Condi: That's correct. ＞ ＞ George: Then who is in China? ＞ ＞ Condi: Yes, sir. ＞ ＞ George: Yassir is in China? ＞ ＞ Condi: No, sir. ＞ ＞ George: Then who is? ＞ ＞ Condi: Yes, sir. ＞ ＞ George: Yassir? ＞ ＞ Condi: No, sir. ＞ ＞ George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get m e the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ＞ ＞ Condi: Kofi? ＞ ＞ George: No, thanks. ＞ ＞ Condi: You want Kofi? ＞ ＞ George: No. ＞ ＞ Condi: You don't want Kofi. ＞ ＞ George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. ＞ And then get me the U.N. ＞ ＞ Condi: Yes, sir. ＞ ＞ George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ＞ ＞ Condi: Kofi? ＞ ＞ George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ＞ ＞ Condi: And call who? ＞ ＞ George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ＞ ＞ Condi: Hu i! s the guy in China. ＞ ＞ George: Will you stay out of China?! ＞ ＞ Condi: Yes, sir. ＞ ＞ George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ＞ ＞ Condi: Kofi. ＞ ＞ George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ＞ ＞ (Condi picks up the phone.) ＞ ＞ Condi: Rice, here. ＞ ＞ George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the M iddle East? ＞ ＞ Regards, ＞ Pony -- ※ 来源:·北大未名站 bbs.pku.edu.cn·[FROM: 219.236.9.128] -- ※ 转载:·北大未名站 bbs.pku.edu.cn·[FROM: 162.105.31.222] -- 当感情的河流泛滥，淹没了日常生活的时候，人所积攒的回忆就从一个个洞里滑出来， 成群结队，浩浩荡荡的向意识的更深处前进。大多数无声无息的溜走，就此与你永别， 再不相见；其他的留下或战栗或欢喜或酸楚的鳞片，这些鳞片漂起在水面，闪闪发光。 据说.zero.1 ※ 来源:·BBS 水木清华站 smth.edu.cn·[FROM: 162.105.30.45] 上一篇 返回上一页 回到目录 回到页首 下一篇[@more@]